Marathon Christmas in the Philippines
“Christmas in the Philippines starts in October,” I was
enthusiastically informed while making my initial travel arrangements over
e-mail. When my departure was subsequently postponed to November, I couldn't
help but feel slightly disappointed at missing out on this curious October
holiday, seemingly unique to the Philippines. “After all, I’m going there to
work, not just for some party” I consoled myself in a ridiculous bout of
righteousness. Fortunately, I could not have been more mistaken.
In hindsight, I can only laugh at my foolish underestimation
of the Filipino appetite for Christmas. If you were to liken our celebration to
a gluttonous sprint, the starting pistol sounding on the eve of the 24th, we
take off in a sudden burst of speed, only to collapse at the finish line on New
Year’s Day, hung-over and exhausted. Christmas in the Philippines, however, seems
to fall nothing short of a marathon. As
far as I can tell, the warm-up starts in September, the pace starts to pick up
in October, reaching full speed in November, peaking in December, with a
well-deserved cooling down in January.
But now that I’ve grown accustomed to this prolonged holiday
bliss, I’m anxiously curious to find out what will remain when the Christmas season
is eventually over and done with. How will the malls fill up the empty spaces,
previously occupied by outrageous winter wonderlands and disturbingly creepy
snowmen? Will they need to put up extra streetlights only to compensate for the
inevitable darkness after the millions of colorful bulbs - now arranged as
gigantic flowers, lobsters, or other equally random representatives from the
animal kingdom - have been switched off? And will mass still conveniently be held
inside the mall to not unnecessarily hold up Christmas shopping, or will people
now have to actually leave the premises?
Although these are all important questions, the most
pressing matter on my mind is what music will be played to fill the post-Jingle
Bells silence. As much as I appreciate Mariah Carey’s Christmas album (I
promise you there is not a hint of sarcasm in that sentence), I will not
complain if they decide to change their tunes. Also, will there still be
karaoke at every single occasion? Although my microphone-induced shame is
diminishing by the day, I’m a little scared that that particular tradition may
turn out to be a year-round phenomenon.
It may sound as if I’m poking fun, – it’s just too easy –
but in all seriousness I have never felt more like a cold, Northern European. People
here have been so generous to me, that I don’t know how to even begin to repay
them in their kindness. Everybody’s doors were open to me, while I can only hope
that I would have done the same in return back home. Even the owners of the unit
I’m renting, who I have never met and whose existence had honestly never
crossed my mind, left a package of Marks and Spencer cookies for me with the
security guard. So to sum up, if you ever come across the Grinch Who Stole
Christmas, you can just send him to the Philippines for a quick refresher
course. I can guarantee his heart will grow three sizes well before Christmas
morning.